*sighs*

[major_kerina]

We had an evening out for my father's birthday. We had to park in a tight spot and apparently the guy next to us didn't like our parking because our rear windshield wiper was ripped off and tossed where we would see it. Prize asshole. We were scared for a bit that he took my mom's purse too but that was just because of some confusion getting home. All in all, I'd love to have something where any unauthorized person even touches a car and a device that looks like a working machine gun pops out and that voice from Robocop on the big walker thing blasts from it. "STEP AWAY FROM THE CAR. YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO COMPLY OR I WILL USE LETHAL FORCE!" Naturally it would only be for show but the intimidation factor should work. Till then gonna deal with the assholes out there.