I loved this idea but I couldn't find a caption to go with it, so I'll just put the script here ^^
(A mature woman with burgundy eyes and elongated ears sits on a desk wearing a slinky white dress and grins out at a crowd of students, all also with elongated ears)
Your assignment begins now and will follow through the holiday. I have placed a magical curse on each of you. For most of you, you look quite adorable. Cute little girls, young boys, and for those weakest students, why you’re downright angelic! Now those who have been keeping up on their spells and curses homework, or at least those who smartly copied off and/or betrayed a study-buddy at the right time, you might just have a bow in your hair.
You cutie guys who are now red-faced little gals…I expect you to either pass your curse off to some unknowing innocent but if you can’t manage that then I may have to step up things a little bit. I have sooo been looking for a lovely new Emberfall wardrobe. Do take me seriously. Remember our enrollment has been ‘reduced’ this past semester. Hehe.
For those with the weak curses, you’re on the top and you got there with hard work. You made deals, plotted, befriended, and backstabbed through our curriculum in a way which makes my eyes moist. But remember! It doesn’t matter how many corpses you leave behind, there will always be more you need to add to the pile. As soon as you let your guard down, someone will try to take the top from you. Don’t let them.
Everyone else, I hope you make it a good fight. I like being surprised to see some sissified, former-male weakling come back from break as a voluptuous mistress with an entourage of pets and toys groveling at her feet; it makes my job worth it. Farewell! Leave your last homework on the table on the way out…or there’ll be some lovely new statues in my garden…
EDIT - I made a caption with a picture toohttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v340/Majorkerina/Captions/thebullysituation.png