RUN!!!!!

RUN AWAY FROM SHINOBI (Funimation live-action movie) AND DON'T STOP RUNNING!! IT BURNS! IT BURNS! SO BAD!!!

It essentially takes a giant crap on everything which is good about ninjas...like "Ninjas are just like the mutants on X-Men! And here's two of them in love!" and it's so dull and lethargic and poorly done. I found out that Japan has its own Razzie Awards (for worst film), this one took a Battlefield Earth level of awards from last year. *ill* I can't stand this film *grr*