Proposes Law

[major_kerina]

I hereby outlaw all uses of the terms "That's/It's stupid." and "That's/It's dumb." (plus any elaborations like "That's so like you know...dumb and stuff!") from any all forms of discussion and debate, particularly by teenagers. That statement does not work to prove your point. It is a symptom of the name-calling which informed debate has devolved into. The goal is to see how much louder you can call your opponent "stupid/dumb/gay" until you wear them down. It looks even worse when it's put in a newspaper article and it has to be read by human eyes.

If anyone violates this law, they will be turned into a girl. If they're already a girl then they will be turned into a statue.

Comments

[kyaathecatlord.livejournal.com]

This entry was lesbian!

[kyaathecatlord.livejournal.com]

And lacking in ninjas!

[major-kerina.livejournal.com]

*summons Nina so we have a ninja*

[undeadkrunchy.livejournal.com]

It's silly? You're silly! This entire thing is silly!

[major-kerina.livejournal.com]

*zaps you into a girl anyway* ^_^ Actually the main point is if you say it out of earshot of me, then you're okay.

[maychanlj.livejournal.com]

oh just wait until election time... and make sure your zappy powers are charged sufficiently...

[amethystnight.livejournal.com]

What if they're already a statue?

[maychanlj.livejournal.com]

a statue without arms?

[major-kerina.livejournal.com]

chocolate statue