Mecchen Fun
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major_kerinaA certain number of the Mecchen girls won't be 'among the others' by the end of the story. What could possibly happen to these friends of ours?
Well I'll tell you what won't happen.
Ami
Won't be suffocated by junk
Won't accidentally be mistaken (due to her hair) for cotton candy by hungry kids.
Won't be transformed into an amnesiac bishounen and wander off.
Aneko
Won't cause a micro, destructive white hole to form due to massive niceness.
Won't clean a hole to the center of the Earth.
Won't turn out to be a evil killer assassin in disguise.
Katsumi
Won't be stampeded by a mass of angry, ex-boys.
Won't accidentally erase herself with her pencil.
Won't be mistaken for Godzilla and attacked by the JSDF due to her loud stomping.
Mami
Won't drown whilst trying to save a 2,000 yen bill
Won't be lost because she wrongly-invested in a Time-Traveling Mech
Won't wind up as President of the United States...despite all the evidence to the contrary.
Nana
Won't be crushed underneath a fallen computer tower.
Won't suddenly fly away with magical ponytails stuck to her head.
Won't be sold after being mistaken for a Persocom.
Reiko
Won't be abducted by aliens, in spite of Ami's presence.
Won't have her face and body suddenly freeze due to glaring all the time.
Won't suddenly vanish due to lack of character development.
Sumi
Won't suddenly catch cat-scratch fever.
Won't be lost at the hot dog factory.
Won't be punted into the distance by a girl yelling "Kyaaa!!"
Tara
Won't have one game as a football tackler which ends poorly.
Won't be so cute that the air around her ignites due to her bright presence.
Won't run off to join an Ovalisk Colony.
Well I'll tell you what won't happen.
Ami
Won't be suffocated by junk
Won't accidentally be mistaken (due to her hair) for cotton candy by hungry kids.
Won't be transformed into an amnesiac bishounen and wander off.
Aneko
Won't cause a micro, destructive white hole to form due to massive niceness.
Won't clean a hole to the center of the Earth.
Won't turn out to be a evil killer assassin in disguise.
Katsumi
Won't be stampeded by a mass of angry, ex-boys.
Won't accidentally erase herself with her pencil.
Won't be mistaken for Godzilla and attacked by the JSDF due to her loud stomping.
Mami
Won't drown whilst trying to save a 2,000 yen bill
Won't be lost because she wrongly-invested in a Time-Traveling Mech
Won't wind up as President of the United States...despite all the evidence to the contrary.
Nana
Won't be crushed underneath a fallen computer tower.
Won't suddenly fly away with magical ponytails stuck to her head.
Won't be sold after being mistaken for a Persocom.
Reiko
Won't be abducted by aliens, in spite of Ami's presence.
Won't have her face and body suddenly freeze due to glaring all the time.
Won't suddenly vanish due to lack of character development.
Sumi
Won't suddenly catch cat-scratch fever.
Won't be lost at the hot dog factory.
Won't be punted into the distance by a girl yelling "Kyaaa!!"
Tara
Won't have one game as a football tackler which ends poorly.
Won't be so cute that the air around her ignites due to her bright presence.
Won't run off to join an Ovalisk Colony.
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Kerina
Won't make Jamie as hyper-feminine as I know he should be!
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Date: 2007-04-02 05:02 pm (UTC)*hugs*